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Are you ready buddy? Are you ready? Today's the day.

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What are we doing today?

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We're gonna steal Lord Neverember's ledger.

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Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea.

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I make my way back to the Fallen Tower.

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It's you again. How are you?

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I'm excited for, I guess it's my first day of school to an extent.

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I think I'm like maybe gonna help save the world.

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I have a calling. I'm looking for some people. I think you might be one of them.

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What makes you say that?

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I don't know, Moot. I just have a feeling about you.

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You're gonna take your things, sneak on in there. You're gonna grab a ledger.

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I go to the desk.

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And inside is a ledger matching the description. With that you hear a noise.

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Three figures. They see you, they turn to you, and they draw weapons.

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Oh shit!

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What are you doing here?

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You see Merv and the other person go through the portal.

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I'm headed to the first bar I see.

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You come face to face with a dragonborn.

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For the love of Pete, you're big.

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You are a little bit smaller than me though. I just got here.

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Well, tell me about your travels.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast.

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And I'm your dungeon master Russ More.

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And with me today is Amy More.

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Yeah, it's true. I'm married to this guy and I like to mouth the words as he says them.

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Which totally bugs him.

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And I play Sullivan Slyte.

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Also with me, Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me. I just sit quietly until Russ is done.

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Unless I'm trying to interrupt him saying, fuck it, let's play D&D.

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Then I pounce like a goddamn Bengal tiger.

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And I play Moot.

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And with us today, Carla Johnson.

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I'm just like free and easy. I don't have a plan about how I'm going to irritate Russ.

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But I do know I'm always going to do it.

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I play Glim.

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Guaranteed annoyance just all around.

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Irritation.

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Comes with the package.

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In fun and exciting new ways every time we play.

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Every time it's something different.

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You're welcome.

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Thank you.

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If you'd like to give Tom, Amy, and Carla ways to irritate me, which they haven't already figured out,

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you can probably do that over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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We're always looking for new ideas.

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Always looking like outside the box ideas.

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None of this just normal interrupt me stuff.

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If you want me to put water in Russ's seat before he sits down, just make it a little damp.

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If you want me to consume some sort of snack.

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You're taking away all of their thunder here.

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Could you slide an ice cube down his back while we're recording?

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I could. You want to see this table flip?

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I could release moths in the room.

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Oh, moths.

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Oh, yes. Russ has a deep fear of moths.

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It's the day all characters die.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Not our character, our level ones.

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You think that's a threat for me, Russ?

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Yeah, right?

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Yeah, really, Russ.

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I'm not even attached to this character yet.

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Yeah. The goal.

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The goal is just to make everybody make as many characters as possible before season two is over.

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Yeah.

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And when you are a patron, speaking of which, you have an episode dedicated to you.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Dylan Powell.

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Thanks, Dylan.

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Hey, thanks, Dylan.

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Dill.

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Thanks, Dylan.

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I wonder if anyone calls...

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Do people call you Dill?

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Yeah, I'm wondering.

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I was like, Dill.

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I just did.

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And I'm like, I have a pot full of Dill out on my porch.

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Not the human.

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That's a good clarification.

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Good to clarify. Good to clarify.

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We won't murder you and put you in a pot if you're a patron.

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We'll just dedicate an episode to you.

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I'm going to edit that out of the podcast.

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That's probably for the best.

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And just Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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All the ways that you can irritate Russ.

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Just send them on over there.

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We'd love to hear them.

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Fuck it. Let's play D&D.

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Moot.

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Yeah.

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We find you.

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You had followed Gabriel from the Fallen Tower.

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Unknown direction at first, but he has led you to an open field by the riverside.

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So you are standing in the middle of this field and he says, okay, you stand there.

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And then he starts walking away from you a little ways.

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Does he load no van down by the river?

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I would assume as much.

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I really think so.

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He's like, you stay here.

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And he's just going home.

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You wait here.

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I'll be back.

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He seems like a very transient fellow.

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There's no van in sight.

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Doesn't mean there's not one, just not one in sight.

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He walks about 50 paces from you and turns around.

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And as he holds a tankard of ale in his hand and takes a big swig, says, all right, well, we're going to start your training, I guess.

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What do we do?

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Well, I brought you here.

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Because we're really close to you like to freeze stuff, don't you?

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I mean, that's just kind of the things that have happened so far.

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So I brought you here because there's water.

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Oh, for freezing.

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That makes sense.

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For freezing.

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See, you're catching on already.

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So what we're going to do is you're going to try and just feel it all out.

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What's the it in this scenario?

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What is it I'm feeling?

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Did we talk about wild magic, you and I?

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I mean, you kind of grumbled drunkenly about some stuff, but I didn't really catch too much.

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Wild magic.

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It's all around you.

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And you, my young sorcerer friend, have the ability to just pluck it from thin air.

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So whether you know how to do that or not, that's something we'll obviously have to get to.

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But we're going to figure out, A, how you can get to do that in a consistent manner.

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And once we figure that out, then it should just be easy peasy for you to just sling like sharp frozen objects at people or things.

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Don't hurt people.

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Yeah, I don't really want to hurt people.

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That's kind of why I want to get this under control.

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That sounds like a really good idea.

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So close your eyes.

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Close your eyes and think about the last time that it happened really, really good.

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Oh, so when we were in the bar the other day.

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Now, was that really, really good or did that ruin my beer?

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Well, from my point of view, it seemed really good because I actually managed to do it, albeit a little too well.

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Potato potato, I guess.

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I mean, does anyone actually say potato?

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I met a guy once.

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Really? What was his name?

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Potato.

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Oh, his name was Potato.

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Got you there.

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Yeah, I mean, story checks out.

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I mean, it takes all types.

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Should I still have my eyes closed?

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What's happening here?

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No, keep your eyes closed, bud.

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You're fine.

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You hear him drinking heavily from his glass.

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I don't know where that was tankered from.

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Is he like Silent Bob but with like, did he use the beer?

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It's like, where did you even?

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He had it with him when he left.

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He just took it with him as a road beer.

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Focus really hard on a better time when it happened.

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If you want to use the ruined beer, that's totally fine.

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But see if you can't pull that same inspiration.

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Now, Tom, I'm going to get you to describe

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what Moot is thinking or feeling or saying

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as you are trying to do this and then roll me a d20.

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Okay, Moot is thinking about the incident in the bar from the other night

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because he was super stoked about how it went.

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Like, he wasn't sure he was going to be able to do anything.

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And then the fact that he ruined his beer because his magic was too good

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is like, he's still kind of strutting around because of that.

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So he thinks about that feeling of success that he had

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when he was trying to cast this magic.

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And he thinks about how he can just kind of almost reach out and touch it.

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Like, he knows it's right there.

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Should I roll now?

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Any bonuses or straight up?

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Use your spell casting modifier.

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Okay, 16.

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You are reaching out to where you think metaphorically or physically.

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I mean, kind of both because he's new at this.

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Cool.

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So you begin reaching out and Gabriel is standing back just kind of watching you.

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And what he sees and what you begin to feel is a shift in the air.

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The temperature around you specifically and out a little ways begins to drop.

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And you begin to feel the same power that came in surges both in the bar

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and when your family was being attacked by the cult and in the headmistress's office.

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Those quick surges of something that you weren't sure what they were.

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You begin to feel that this might be what everybody's talking about in Wild Magic.

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Gabriel sees this and feels the shift in the air as well.

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What is it that Moot casts in this moment?

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Moot casts the spell frostbite.

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So describe to me what it looks like as he casts frostbite.

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Technically, it's supposed to be cast on a person,

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but I'm going to cast it on just like the body of water that's nearby.

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Sure.

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So as Moot reaches out towards the water right at the edge where the water meets the land,

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you see like a cold frost starting to spread out along the water.

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And it gets a couple feet into the body of the water and then kind of peters out,

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but maintains around the edge.

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And there's kind of a thin sheet of frost and ice on top of the water.

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You open your eyes as you feel like you're doing something.

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And you see this frost stretching out into the water and down on the ground around you.

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And as soon as you focus on it, it snaps back and like sucks in towards you and disappears.

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Gabriel, did you see it?

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Yeah, yeah, no.

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Definitely saw it.

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Hey, he begins to walk over to you.

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He says, what had that feel for you when you were doing it?

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I mean, it felt really good.

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It felt like I don't know.

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I felt like an energy around.

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It was so close I could just reach out and touch it.

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And it felt amazing when I did.

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I think we need to find you a something to channel your energy,

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what they call an arcane focus.

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Oh, is it is that something that we need to like track down or buy or?

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Well, I mean, you could.

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Generally speaking, it's something that has some pretty high value to you.

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Personally, terribly or like sentimentally sentimentally more than anything, I think.

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Takes another big drink.

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Oh, you have anything on you that might fit?

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Yeah, I think I might have something before I left home.

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I I I borrowed something of my mom's kind of a keepsake to remember her by.

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OK, OK, what's that?

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I reach into my little messenger style bag and I pull out a feather necklace.

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It's quite simple in its look.

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There's about five feathers on it.

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The middle one is quite a large feather, doesn't even know what bird it's from.

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The other ones are eagle and falcon and all sorts of other feathers in this really large middle feather.

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But it doesn't look like much to the eye, but it means a lot to him.

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That yeah, that might work.

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Let's try it again.

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He spins around and he starts walking back in the other direction.

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I'll take it personally.

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I just don't want to get frosted.

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OK, do I what do I do with this?

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Do I wear it?

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Do I hold it in my hands?

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I mean, do what feels natural.

254
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You could put it behind your ear if you want to.

255
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But I mean, you seem to be using your hands to cast everything.

256
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So maybe try holding on to it and seeing, you know, close your eyes again,

257
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focus and try and take that energy and put it into the item that you hold into your mother's necklace.

258
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OK, so Moot kind of takes the necklace and kind of loops it around his fist.

259
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Once or twice all the feathers are kind of going down his wrists.

260
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And he holds out his arm and he touches the wild magic that he got before.

261
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And what happens to us?

262
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Does he succeed? Does he?

263
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You feel the energy course into you and you feel it transferred down and to the feather.

264
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You open your eyes at that moment, almost with a fear that you might ruin it.

265
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But when you look at it, you see a glow.

266
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You see almost a silverish blue aura to it and you feel it resonating in your hand.

267
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Are you going to cast the same spell or are you going to do something different?

268
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You know what? Let's do something different.

269
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It's going to be Ice Knife.

270
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What are you aiming for with an Ice Knife?

271
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Because there's an attack roll that comes along with that as well.

272
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Are there any, like, stumps or anything nearby?

273
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Yeah, yeah. We'll say there's a couple full trees and a couple stumps, whichever you prefer.

274
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I'm going to go for the stump.

275
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OK.

276
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So that is, with the plus five, an eighteen.

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As you open your eyes and you see this, you feel like you can throw this energy.

278
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And you do so.

279
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Yeah, I see this kind of blue, silver, I mean, ball of energy, for lack of a better term,

280
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kind of start to spread out in his hand.

281
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And it looks not like a traditional throwing knife, but like maybe one of those double-bladed throwing knives.

282
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You know, those really cool ones.

283
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Like two pronged or like both sides?

284
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Like both sides.

285
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OK.

286
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Mood sees this in his hand and kind of thought comes to him that he should throw it.

287
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So he throws this ice shard towards the stump that's near Gabriel.

288
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I mean, not too close to him.

289
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How close is the stump to Gabriel?

290
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Like ten feet to his right.

291
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OK.

292
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The knife flies from your hand, soaring in the direction of Gabriel and this stump.

293
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And it strikes deep into the stump and explodes, shooting shards of ice out.

294
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And Gabriel kind of jumps back and spills his beer all over himself.

295
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Looks at his drink and looks at you and says, well, you ruined another drink.

296
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I mean, maybe we just maybe we just shouldn't be drinking while we do this.

297
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Are you the teacher or the student?

298
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I mean, student.

299
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But if you if I keep ruining your beers, I don't think that's going to be great for either one of us.

300
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He begins walking towards you and goes to drink from his cup, which is pretty much empty.

301
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So he just kind of looks at it and shakes it.

302
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And he says, what you did there is you you pulled the wild magic from the very air itself.

303
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You, sir, with some practice are going to be very successful.

304
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That's awesome.

305
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It's very awesome.

306
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Don't throw knives at me anymore.

307
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I mean, it wasn't really at you.

308
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I just I didn't know it was going to explode.

309
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I'm sorry.

310
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When was how many knives have you thrown in your life?

311
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How sure were you that you weren't going to hit me?

312
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Well, I mean, we used to throw them on the farm a little bit, but I just didn't know it was going to explode.

313
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I've never thrown a knife that exploded before.

314
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He turns around and begins walking away, throwing his his drink to the ground or his empty cup to the ground again.

315
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Last we saw Sully and Glim, they had met outside a tavern nearest Castle Never.

316
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I'm going to say that we're still in that tavern.

317
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So we're a little bit earlier in the day with Moot right now.

318
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Later in the day with Sully and Glim.

319
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We'll kind of catch up as we go through here.

320
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But so what are Sully and Glim up to as the door closes behind you and you are now in this tavern?

321
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It's a rather busy night.

322
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There's many tables that are filled.

323
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But as Glim was kind of on her way out, there is a table still that she perhaps was sitting at that is that is vacant with a couple chairs at it.

324
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Feel like want to grab a seat or something?

325
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Want to grab some food?

326
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I could go for some food.

327
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Well, I'll join you for a drink.

328
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Great.

329
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You sit down at the table and a waitress comes over and she says,

330
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You're back again and you brought a new friend.

331
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
I'm back.

332
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I made a friend and I thought I'll have another drink.

333
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Why not?

334
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
That's what everybody says.

335
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Why not?

336
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Indeed.

337
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000
You know this waitress to be Vex Lana.

338
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
She says, well, what can I get you?

339
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Well, I'll have another pint of ale.

340
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Vex Lana.

341
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Thanks.

342
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I look into my coin purse and see that there's nothing there.

343
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Why don't you let me get the first round?

344
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Oh, that's so kind of you.

345
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
So kind of you.

346
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Thank you.

347
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
I will have an ale as well.

348
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,000
A little, little short, you know, paydays.

349
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She's coming right up.

350
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On the way.

351
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
And then she walks away to go get those for me.

352
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
So when we met, Sully was clearly like...

353
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Shifty as fuck.

354
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Yes.

355
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Right?

356
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
I'm remembering that correctly.

357
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah.

358
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:50,000
So your initial view of Sully was perhaps he was panicked.

359
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Might not be the right word, but...

360
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Definitely.

361
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Definitely some shifty eyes.

362
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Definitely some shifty eyes.

363
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:02,000
You saw a book in his satchel that judging by his demeanor, judging a book by its

364
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
cover, looked like it might be a little bit out of place.

365
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000
And he perhaps was like looking over his shoulder.

366
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Right.

367
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Also weren't their bells tolling?

368
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Yeah.

369
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Yeah.

370
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
The alarm bells were going at Castle Never.

371
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Yeah.

372
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Yes.

373
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Yeah.

374
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
And you saw...

375
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
He saw me coming from that direction.

376
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Guards and various police running towards Castle Never in the opposite direction of

377
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
the way he was coming.

378
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Right.

379
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Okay.

380
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
That is what I thought.

381
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
So are you from around here?

382
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Oh, no.

383
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
No, not me.

384
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Nope.

385
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Just passing through.

386
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
You know how you just find yourself in these kind of places.

387
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Oh.

388
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Well, no, not really.

389
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
I've never really just found myself in a place.

390
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I've either stayed somewhere by choice or chosen a destination and gone there.

391
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000
You're telling me you've never been drugged in the middle of the woods and then shown

392
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
up in a city you'd never been to before?

393
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Oh, uh, no.

394
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I can definitively say I have never done that.

395
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Is that...

396
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Huh.

397
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
How...

398
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
You were in the woods and then you just woke up here?

399
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Oh.

400
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Well, that...

401
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
You know.

402
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
I'm sure it happens to a lot of people.

403
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
So tell me your story.

404
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000
You're a big, shiny dragon lady.

405
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Dexlana comes back and puts the drinks down in front of you and says,

406
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Can I get you anything else?

407
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Oh, thank you, my dear.

408
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Thank you.

409
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Are you hungry?

410
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Well, I could eat.

411
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Why don't we get some nachos for the table?

412
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I love nachos.

413
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
I love nachos.

414
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
But they're for you.

415
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
I'm trying to, you know...

416
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Sure.

417
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
You're trying to what, Carla?

418
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Pander to my poor person who...

419
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I'm trying to not make it obvious that I am trying to buy you food,

420
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000
because I think you will be too proud to just accept it.

421
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000
She says, uh, yeah, one round of special...

422
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Special...

423
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Whatever night this is...

424
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Table nachos coming up.

425
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Special night table nachos.

426
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Those are my favorite.

427
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Those are the best.

428
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
So, since you've never really been anywhere, dragon lady,

429
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
like, what are you doing here?

430
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Oh, well, I am on a mission to save the world.

431
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,000
I'm drinking my beer at this point, and I'm like...

432
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
I'm sorry.

433
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Save the world?

434
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Yes, I know.

435
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
From what?

436
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Well, I mean, right now it seems like Tiamat is the main threat to the world.

437
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
You'd have to agree, right?

438
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
I mean, this cult of the dragon is just running roughshod over all of Faerun,

439
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000
and everything is just going absolutely crazy,

440
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,000
and I'm a follower of Vahamet, so obviously Tiamat and the cult of the dragon

441
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000
are my natural enemies.

442
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I'm against them, of course.

443
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Yeah, for sure.

444
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Who's not against all them?

445
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Of course, right?

446
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:53,000
All good people are, I think, against the cult of the dragon.

447
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Of course.

448
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Well, you know.

449
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
So I'm not sure...

450
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000
It takes all kinds, right?

451
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
So good ale, right?

452
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:08,000
So you're Neverwinter to save the world because things are going down here?

453
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Are people coming here?

454
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Is the cult of the dragon coming here?

455
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Did you hear anything?

456
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
What have you heard?

457
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Are they coming here?

458
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Do you have some secret information?

459
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
I'm just super curious.

460
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
I'm a little bit nosy.

461
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Vex'lana comes back and lays a plate of nachos,

462
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
which we're going to invent here within this world,

463
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:36,000
which are thickly sliced potatoes that are fried up.

464
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
There looks to be a very curd-y cheese on top,

465
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:47,000
and strips of kind of an oily black meat on top,

466
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
as well as some various vegetables.

467
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Sully starts stress-eating immediately.

468
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
You like the eel, do you?

469
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Oh, yeah.

470
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
It's super good.

471
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
It's straight to my hips.

472
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
I just can't help myself.

473
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
All right.

474
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Well, call if you need anything.

475
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Chew.

476
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Watson.

477
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
So tell me everything you know.

478
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000
So to answer your question, no.

479
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
I don't know anything about the cult of the dragon coming here.

480
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,000
My own personal mission in saving the world

481
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:22,000
requires me to find help from two individuals.

482
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000
So that's what's brought me to Neverwinter.

483
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
And then after I leave here,

484
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
I'll have to go and declare myself to Bahamad.

485
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
And there's a lot of steps to saving the world

486
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000
I didn't really realize before I was trying to do it.

487
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000
There's a lot of travel, a lot of things you need to do.

488
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
The hardest part of saving the world is the commute.

489
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Always.

490
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
No, I totally get it.

491
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
You know what?

492
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
And I'm really sorry I can't help you out

493
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
because I don't know anybody in this city.

494
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
I told you.

495
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I just kind of like am visiting short time.

496
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Term.

497
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Short term.

498
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Short term for a short time.

499
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Actually, I'm on my way out.

500
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
Tonight's my last night here.

501
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Oh.

502
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Oh, that's too bad.

503
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I had so enjoyed meeting you.

504
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Where's your next stop?

505
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Oh, you too.

506
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Well, I got to find my buddy Merv.

507
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
I'm not entirely sure where he is.

508
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Oh.

509
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Um, where did you last see him?

510
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
In the woods before you came here?

511
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Or here in Neverwinter?

512
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Oh, here in Neverwinter.

513
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Yeah, no.

514
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000
You know, we met when I arrived

515
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
and we just bonded immediately

516
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000
over some really stressful circumstances

517
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000
and then he just like kind of whipped into a portal

518
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
like one does.

519
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:40,000
And so I'm just gonna search for him.

520
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000
You know, Sully, your life is very different than mine.

521
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
I've never fallen asleep in the woods

522
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
and woken up somewhere else

523
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000
and I don't know I've ever even seen a portal.

524
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Oh, just big swirly,

525
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
makes a mess of everything around it.

526
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
It's overrated.

527
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Steals friends.

528
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Huh.

529
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,000
And are you gonna go try and find a portal

530
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
to find Merv?

531
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Maybe.

532
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
You know, everywhere I go,

533
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
I seem to find a friend who might be able to help me

534
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
because, I mean, you can't just go and just find a portal.

535
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
You gotta know somebody, you know?

536
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Both of you make a perception check

537
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
because you're sitting around.

538
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Seventeen.

539
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Oh, I'm a fucking minus one.

540
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Level one characters, my dude.

541
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
That's weird.

542
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Fourteen.

543
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Both of you notice as you're discussing

544
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
very different lives.

545
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Some people come in to the tavern.

546
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Glim, especially, you see that

547
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,000
they're wearing very official guard armor

548
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
and they are coming in,

549
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
trying to be as quiet as possible,

550
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
but begin coming into the room.

551
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
There's three of them and they kind of fan out

552
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
and they're just kind of walking around

553
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
looking at people

554
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
and kind of overlooking tables as they walk in.

555
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Gotta take a whiz, Sully.

556
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Sully slides down from the, what I assume,

557
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,000
chair that's taller than he's comfortable

558
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
and starts to meander to the bathroom area.

559
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Do you take your bag with you?

560
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I absolutely do.

561
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I never took my bag off.

562
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
That tracks.

563
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Well, I'm just gonna keep my eye on those guards

564
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
because I do kind of suspect that they're, you know,

565
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
looking for my new friend.

566
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Sure.

567
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
I'm slipping, I'm going in the way of the bathroom

568
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,000
and I'm slipping out, slipping through the window.

569
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Okay.

570
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
You see your friend Sully move towards the bathroom

571
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
and the guards themselves

572
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
are continuing to go table to table.

573
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
One of them satisfied that the other two

574
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
are kind of taking the room,

575
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
begins to walk back towards the bathroom as well

576
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
for no particular reason.

577
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Probably has to take a whiz.

578
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
That's going around.

579
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Is he, yeah.

580
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Is he near me?

581
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Yeah, we'll say he's passing,

582
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000
he's like a table away from where you are,

583
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
so he's walking past you nowish.

584
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Okay, so I'm gonna kind of like

585
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
look towards the bathroom and then look back at this guy

586
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000
and say like, excuse me, sir.

587
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
He kind of takes another step

588
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
and then stops and turns and says,

589
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
what can I help you with?

590
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000
I was just wondering who you're looking for.

591
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
I've been here most of the night, maybe I could help.

592
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
There was a robbery at Castle Never

593
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
and you see him scrutinizing you

594
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
and something quite valuable was taken.

595
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000
So we're looking for an individual

596
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
who might be in possession of that.

597
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Oh, what'd they take?

598
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Was it, wait, can I guess?

599
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Was it the crown jewels?

600
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000
No, no, it was not the crown jewels.

601
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Was it a precious fur stole

602
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
that belonged to the lady of the castle?

603
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000
No, no.

604
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Like birth certificate?

605
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
You said you were here all night?

606
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
This keeps going on.

607
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
What's going on, Sully?

608
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
You make it back to the bathroom.

609
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:31,000
I go through the very small window they have.

610
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I jimmy it open.

611
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
There's no window.

612
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000
That Neven Rolte fell dead on a one.

613
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Boom.

614
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
There never was a window

615
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
and there's never gonna be a window, baby.

616
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Windows don't exist in this world for you.

617
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Paved it over, which is weird

618
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
because paving goes on the ground, not on the wall.

619
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:03,000
I open up my bag

620
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:09,000
and I take out the contraband

621
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,000
and I take, want something waterproof

622
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
that I have in my bag.

623
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
We might have like a water skin or something.

624
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah, that would work.

625
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I do.

626
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
I quickly cut it open.

627
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
It's a very big water skin

628
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:31,000
and I wrap it, the ledger, tightly within it

629
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:38,000
and then I slide it in a toilet tank.

630
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Like, yeah, I'm trying to water-brush a toilet in this world.

631
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Nope, nope, we don't.

632
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I was thinking it was more of a pit situation.

633
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
We've got what's called a hole in the ground.

634
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Maybe with a board over it or something.

635
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I never really thought about the insides of the tavern bathers.

636
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,000
What if there's just like a communal hand-washing sink

637
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
and maybe the water's real gross

638
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
because everybody's been using it to wash their hands

639
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
and you could just put that in that dirty water.

640
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
More of a trough, yeah.

641
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Well, it's better than the hole in the ground, Amy.

642
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
It's certainly better than the hole in the ground.

643
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Yep, it is.

644
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,000
So I slip it and it is concealed

645
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:27,000
under the water in the communal hand-washing trough.

646
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,000
As soon as you do so, the door behind you opens.

647
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And I start to wash my hands.

648
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
But like nonchAlydintly, I'm not whistling or anything.

649
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Not like how you just did it.

650
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
No, much sneakier.

651
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Just washing my hands in here by myself.

652
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Definitely not hiding anything in the sink here in the dirty water.

653
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:53,000
You turn and you see just another, not one of the guards,

654
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
but just another patron walk in

655
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000
and see you quickly rush and put your hands in the water.

656
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
You're all right?

657
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Yeah, you know when you wipe, but you miss a little.

658
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:13,000
He silently keeps walking towards the stall.

659
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Good luck with that.

660
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Thanks.

661
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
You know what I'm talking about, though, buddy.

662
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Yeah.

663
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Don't pretend you don't.

664
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
So he walks into the stall.

665
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000
All I want to talk about right now

666
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
is what the inside of this bathroom looks like.

667
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Right?

668
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
I know.

669
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
I'm obsessed.

670
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
There's stalls now and like, OK, I can kind of picture it,

671
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
but like, oh, it's incredible.

672
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:41,000
I've never really delved into the sanitation situation in Faerun.

673
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
It's probably real dirty.

674
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Well, it's almost certainly horrifyingly gross.

675
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
There's no fine water, so it...

676
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000
It's, you know, it's as clean as clean can get.

677
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I wonder if they have magic clears.

678
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
It is near Castle Never,

679
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
so it's not like you're in the slum part of town.

680
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
There's just only so much that can be done

681
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
in a place without running water.

682
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
New podcast idea.

683
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,000
We designed fantasy bathrooms, kitchens, houses.

684
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
I love it.

685
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I like it.

686
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Flip this fantasy house.

687
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Welcome back to the middle.

688
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,000
We had a contest running on...

689
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
It ended on June 30th,

690
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
and we gave it away at the beginning of July there,

691
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
but we haven't really been back

692
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
because there was a bonus episode last week,

693
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
so we just want to say congratulations

694
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
to William Rhino Henderson.

695
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Congratulations, William.

696
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
William.

697
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Congratulations and a huge thank you to you

698
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
and to everybody else who participated

699
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
by sharing a link to the show

700
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000
or to your favorite episode on Facebook or Twitter.

701
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
We will be doing another contest very soon-ish

702
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
that you can participate in there

703
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
and hopefully win something really cool

704
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000
because William, he won the adventure module

705
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Ghosts of Saltmarsh,

706
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
and we still have one more

707
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
that we want to give away too,

708
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
so just keep locked here.

709
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
That's what radio people say.

710
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
No, keep it locked here.

711
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Listen to all the episodes on repeat

712
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
and then start again.

713
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Yep, that's right.

714
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
You got it.

715
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaking of things that we have going on

716
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
that we're super proud about,

717
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
we are up for nomination

718
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,000
for the 14th annual People's Choice Podcast Awards.

719
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Ooh.

720
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,000
I totally knew this was a thing before Russ told me.

721
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
It's all right.

722
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I just assume that nobody knows anything

723
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
until I tell them.

724
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Yeah, fair enough.

725
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I mean, you've been proven that time and time again.

726
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000
In this company, that is a safe assumption.

727
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000
So how you can help us win that

728
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000
is by going to podcastawards.com.

729
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Click on the Nominations Now Open button.

730
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
All you have to do to be able to vote in that

731
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
is give them your name and email address.

732
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
And after the nominations are all done,

733
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
they say they purge it from their system

734
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
and no longer hold on to it.

735
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
So I'm going to take them at their word

736
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
because, you know, why not?

737
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Russ, what was that website again?

738
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Podcastawards.com.

739
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Click on the Nominations Now Open.

740
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
But all you got to do is vote for us

741
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
in the games and hobbies

742
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
and the People's Choice.

743
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
We would love it if you could do that.

744
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
That would just make our hearts all warm and fuzzy

745
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
because then if we win, we get an award.

746
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
And we like, we've never received an award

747
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
for the podcast before.

748
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Oh, it'd be so cool.

749
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
It'd be amazing.

750
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Russ said there's a trophy.

751
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
There is a trophy.

752
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Oh, God, I love it.

753
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
We'll have to share custody of the trophy.

754
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Just mail it around?

755
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Yeah.

756
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
We'll lose more money mailing it around

757
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
than we'll gain anywhere else.

758
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
But I think it'll be worth it,

759
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
at least for the first couple months.

760
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
We'll be so proud.

761
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Yeah, absolutely.

762
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
So if you've already voted,

763
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I know some people in our Discord already voted.

764
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Thank you very much.

765
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
If you haven't voted, please do.

766
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I mean, even if it's not for us,

767
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
we would really appreciate it if it's for us.

768
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
But if you see somebody else on there

769
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
that you think is better,

770
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
then vote for them.

771
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Oh, yeah, that's totally fair game.

772
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
14th Annual People's Choice Podcast Awards.

773
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Podcastawards.com.

774
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I'll link it down in the description

775
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
so that you can click right there

776
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
and just enter in your info

777
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
and toss us a vote.

778
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
We'd really appreciate it

779
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
because you're all beautiful people

780
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
and we love you so very much.

781
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
True, agreed.

782
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah.

783
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
In the meantime,

784
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
while you're doing that,

785
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I'm going to give you

786
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
the back half of this episode.

787
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
If you don't do that,

788
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
the episode mysteriously stops.

789
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Oh no.

790
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Whoa.

791
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Oh.

792
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I don't know how I'm going to do that.

793
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
I'll figure it out.

794
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
That's why you're the tech guy.

795
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
We're in trouble.

796
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Alright, hope you enjoy

797
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
the rest of the episode.

798
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Next week is a new episode.

799
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
We kind of stopped telling you

800
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
when things are coming

801
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
because we kind of forgot.

802
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
New episode comes out next week,

803
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
next Wednesday, July 17th.

804
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Hope you enjoy it.

805
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
We'll talk to you soon.

806
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Up above, you see

807
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
blood red clouds

808
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
boiling across the sky.

809
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I hear that you're only

810
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
about to go on an adventure.

811
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
You know how Amy likes

812
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
to have me running around

813
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
worrying about things.

814
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
You see armies at your back,

815
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
dwarven, elven, human.

816
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
You see all the races

817
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
under your command

818
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
and you wickedly smile

819
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
back at yourself.

820
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
We can do this the easy way

821
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
or we can do this the hard way.

822
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
And you see this light

823
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
being shattered

824
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
into seven different pieces.

825
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
It's not worth the risk.

826
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Just say it's part of

827
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
my inquisitive nature.

828
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I have been following you

829
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
for a very long time.

830
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Do you want to count down?

831
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Three, two, one.

832
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Now.

833
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
And you feel the ball

834
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
drop out from beneath you.

835
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
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836
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837
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839
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Moot, you and Gabriel

843
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
are walking out of the field.

844
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
You've been practicing

845
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000
slinging various spells all day.

846
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
We'll say you probably

847
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
haven't cast Mage Hand

848
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
or Magic Missile

849
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
but all of your

850
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
frost-based stuff.

851
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
We'll say that you have

852
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
practiced.

853
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
You're feeling pretty good

854
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
about it at this point.

855
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
So you two are

856
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
walking back through the street,

857
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
presumably headed back

858
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
towards the Fallen Tower.

859
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
So you're sticking around

860
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
for some time?

861
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
What's your plan?

862
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I mean, short of learning

863
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
how to cast this magic

864
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
and make sure I don't

865
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
hurt anyone with it,

866
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
how long do you think

867
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I should stick around for?

868
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Seemed like we had

869
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
a good day today.

870
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
It was a pretty good day.

871
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I mean, we can definitely

872
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
do that again.

873
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I feel like, you know,

874
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
there's some extra stuff

875
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
that you could be doing.

876
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Okay, I did have

877
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
some questions.

878
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Yeah, sure, shoot.

879
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Okay, so it's called

880
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
wild magic.

881
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
What's wild about it?

882
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
It's an energy source

883
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
that is tapped into

884
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
and has come to our world

885
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
through various rifts

886
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
or tears with other worlds.

887
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Oh.

888
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
And not everybody has

889
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000
the ability to feel that energy.

890
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
And those that can,

891
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
we call them sorcerers.

892
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
They have a very specific

893
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
magic set and they use

894
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,000
that magic to cast spells

895
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
that, for people of this world,

896
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
would otherwise have to

897
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
study in order to,

898
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
say, using incantations

899
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
or somatic abilities

900
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
and he moves his hands

901
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
and light begins to glow

902
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
and he puts it out.

903
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Oh, so over at Nogwoods,

904
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
that's why they have

905
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
all the books and things there.

906
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Got it, got it, got it.

907
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Exactly, yeah.

908
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
So as much as you yourself

909
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
can get into that,

910
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
if you so desire,

911
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
your powers will grow naturally

912
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
as you begin to hone

913
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
and perfect the spells

914
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,000
and abilities that you currently have.

915
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Is there a way to, like,

916
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
improve my training

917
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
or is it all just like,

918
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
do I just have to put in the reps?

919
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I mean, you just kind of got to,

920
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
you just kind of got to do it.

921
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
You got to feel it.

922
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
You got to just feel it

923
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
kind of course through your veins.

924
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Moot takes out a little notepad

925
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
and he writes,

926
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,000
feel it and then do it.

927
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Aw, that's so cute.

928
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000
You like to keep notes.

929
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
It's good, it's good.

930
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Well, I just find at the end of the day,

931
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I can kind of look over

932
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
everything that happened

933
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
and then I remember it a lot better.

934
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Sure, no, that totally makes sense.

935
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I myself used to write a lot of things down.

936
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
I don't, I don't so much anymore.

937
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
But I'm glad you found me.

938
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Where, where are you staying, kid?

939
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I'm actually, they gave me a room over at Nogwoods.

940
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
They said I could stay there for the time being.

941
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Just indefinitely?

942
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
No charge?

943
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I don't think it's like an open invitation

944
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
to stay forever, but, you know,

945
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
for the time being they said,

946
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
yeah, you know, when I tracked you down

947
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
and all this stuff, they just said,

948
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
yeah, you can stay here.

949
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000
So I thought it was really nice of them.

950
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Interesting.

951
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
All right.

952
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Well, good, milk it for all it's worth

953
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
because they're cheapskates over there.

954
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000
What do you mean?

955
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Well, I mean, they're going to

956
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
probably start charging you.

957
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
So just watch if they start slipping

958
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
like bills underneath your,

959
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
underneath your door.

960
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Start getting you to do odd jobs.

961
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
That's payment.

962
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Oh, I don't mind doing odd jobs.

963
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
That's fine.

964
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Fair enough.

965
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Fair enough.

966
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
I mean, it's good to work.

967
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
It's good to work.

968
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Can't always live in a van

969
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
down by river.

970
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Don't know what you're talking about.

971
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Shall we go?

972
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Shall we go get a get a drink?

973
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Do you drink?

974
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I don't know if I've actually

975
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
seen you drink.

976
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Yeah.

977
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
I partake every every once in a while.

978
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
It's I mean, it's not really my thing

979
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
yet, but I think at some point

980
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I'll I'll I'll enjoy it a lot more.

981
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
But yeah, let's let's go.

982
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Cool.

983
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
All right.

984
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Well, I haven't had a drink

985
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
in the last four hours

986
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
because you ruined my last one.

987
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
We'll go do that.

988
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,000
I promise not to ruin any beer this time.

989
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
I'll ruin something of yours.

990
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Oh, he said I wouldn't.

991
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
I'm just letting you know.

992
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Oh, OK.

993
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
You guys begin to walk back

994
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
and you make it back

995
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
to the Fallen Tower

996
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
and it's just starting to get

997
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
busy at this moment.

998
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
It's getting to be dusk.

999
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
And we cut back to Glim

1000
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
who is talking to the guard still

1001
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
and the guard looks defeated.

1002
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Like he he knows he can't walk away

1003
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000
because you're you're engaging

1004
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
in the investigation that he's doing.

1005
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
But he's like, I just

1006
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I just want to go is the look

1007
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
you have he has in his eyes.

1008
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Doesn't matter.

1009
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Just let me die.

1010
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Is it a small figurine

1011
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
that the Lord's mother-in-law

1012
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
gave him as a test to see

1013
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
if he would pass it on to his daughter?

1014
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
But then he lost it.

1015
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
But then he found it.

1016
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
And now he's worried

1017
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
that it got stolen.

1018
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
He slams his hand down on the desk.

1019
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
It's a book.

1020
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Oh, a book.

1021
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
It's a book.

1022
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
A precious book.

1023
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Fairly precious.

1024
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
And who do you think took it?

1025
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
He kind of looks around

1026
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
sees that the other guards

1027
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
aren't really finding

1028
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
what they're looking for.

1029
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
He says there was an individual

1030
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
who was seen selling linens

1031
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
at Castle Never

1032
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
with a friend went in

1033
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000
came out without the friend

1034
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
and the alarm started going off

1035
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
prior to that.

1036
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Short fellow.

1037
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000
I've been told he talks a lot.

1038
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Have you seen anybody like that?

1039
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I don't think I've seen a linen seller.

1040
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
What's Sully doing in the bathroom?

1041
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Still vigorously washing his hands

1042
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
until this dude leaves.

1043
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
I'm going to say this dude is coming,

1044
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
he's come and gone

1045
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
and he's looked at you

1046
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
still washing your hands

1047
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
and actually just leaves the water alone

1048
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,000
he's like, I'm good.

1049
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Not cool, man.

1050
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Not cool.

1051
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Cleanliness is next to godliness, you know.

1052
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I'll go wash him next door

1053
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
and he leaves.

1054
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
That's really weird about him

1055
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
washing his hands.

1056
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Alright.

1057
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
I draw a mustache on myself.

1058
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
With what?

1059
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,000
With my little stinker disguise kit.

1060
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:17,000
With my, well, naturally

1061
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,000
as a person who

1062
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
fools people a lot

1063
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
I must have

1064
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I must have a disguise kit.

1065
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Not must have.

1066
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Hold on.

1067
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Do you have expensive linens

1068
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
you could change into?

1069
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
No, it'll be so suspicious.

1070
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Because I don't want to pass as a linenery.

1071
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
I forgot about the linens.

1072
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Me too.

1073
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
I don't know how.

1074
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Still a word.

1075
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
So funny.

1076
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I swear to god as I made this

1077
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
I had

1078
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I put down disguise kit.

1079
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Well now I'm just real sad.

1080
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Maybe you had it

1081
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
and it was taken from you

1082
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
as you were in jail.

1083
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Well now I can't quite remember

1084
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
what I told her that I would have.

1085
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
I have an oil flask

1086
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
that won't do anything.

1087
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Anyway.

1088
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Well, if you say you had a disguise kit

1089
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
we can say you have a disguise kit

1090
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
which has a marker in it

1091
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
or a pen in it or something.

1092
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
It sure does.

1093
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
A grease pencil or something.

1094
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Or just a mustache.

1095
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Or just a mustache.

1096
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
And I put a mustache on

1097
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000
and I come out.

1098
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Okay.

1099
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I guess I'm still talking to this guard.

1100
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Yeah, you're at this point

1101
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
just discussing the fact that it's a book

1102
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
and he's giving you the description

1103
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
of the linenist.

1104
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
And you hear the bathroom door open

1105
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
and out of the corner of your eye

1106
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
you see Sully begin to walk out.

1107
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
And you see Glim talking to the guard.

1108
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Very intently at this point

1109
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
because he's just like

1110
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
shut her up for who knows how long.

1111
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I give a little tip of my invisible hat

1112
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
and I mosey on the fuck out of there.

1113
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Make a...

1114
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Mosey check.

1115
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Mosey check.

1116
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Roll for mosey.

1117
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Make a stealth check.

1118
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Fuck me.

1119
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Twelve.

1120
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000
You quite cockily begin to mosey out thinking

1121
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
you have the greatest disguise of all time.

1122
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Is she like twirling it as she was?

1123
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
I am, yeah.

1124
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I'm like doing finger guns at people as I leave.

1125
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
You're about halfway to the door

1126
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
so you're now kind of passing

1127
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
where Glim and the guard are

1128
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
and you hear from behind you

1129
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
one of the other guards yell,

1130
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000
There he is!

1131
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I turn and like to look behind me

1132
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
to be like,

1133
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
like, where? Who?

1134
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
You see two guards rushing towards you.

1135
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
I still look behind me.

1136
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Like, where is he?

1137
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
There's ten feet away from you.

1138
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
And then I look and I point my finger at me

1139
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
and I mouth.

1140
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
They are at you now and...

1141
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Hey buddies!

1142
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
They grab you by the shoulders

1143
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
and say you're coming with us.

1144
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Hold on a second. Why?

1145
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Because you were one of the last people

1146
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
in Castle Never.

1147
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000
I have never once been to Castle Never.

1148
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Make a perception check.

1149
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Six.

1150
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
What am I perceiving?

1151
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
You look up at the guards

1152
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
and you now notice that one of them

1153
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000
is one of the guards that you talked to

1154
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
going into Castle Never.

1155
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Cool.

1156
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
He says, You were there.

1157
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
I was not!

1158
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
He reaches down and pulls off your mustache

1159
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,000
and says, You were there.

1160
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
I smacked my hand.

1161
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
You were trying to sell linens.

1162
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Who sells linens?

1163
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
You!

1164
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:09,000
What do you even call somebody who sells linens?

1165
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
You're coming with us and they begin to...

1166
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Hold on. Is this because I'm short?

1167
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
They're walking and they...

1168
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Both of them have picked you up by the armpits.

1169
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
And I'm bicycling.

1170
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
My leg's in the air.

1171
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Glim, what are you doing?

1172
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,000
The guard says, Well, it looks like we might have found

1173
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
the person we're looking for.

1174
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Glim!

1175
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Glim!

1176
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Glim!

1177
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Hey!

1178
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah?

1179
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Don't forget to wash your hands.

1180
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Okay. It was nice to meet you.

1181
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
I wave goodbye.

1182
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,000
I thought you said that you didn't see someone of...

1183
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
I said I didn't see a linenist.

1184
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000
I didn't know that he was a linenist.

1185
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Touché.

1186
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Might we ask you to come with us as well

1187
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,000
just to confirm that you aren't associated?

1188
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000
I mean, you can ask Vex'lana.

1189
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
I was here all afternoon.

1190
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Vex'lana comes, sees this happening.

1191
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
She comes over.

1192
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,000
She was here all night.

1193
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
That one, he came in most recently

1194
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,000
and just kind of stopped and turned Glim around.

1195
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Yeah, she was here.

1196
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,000
The guard kind of thinks about it and says,

1197
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
All right, okay.

1198
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,000
He turns around and he goes to walk it.

1199
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I am going to go wash my hands.

1200
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I assume he said it significantly.

1201
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Well, actually, it's just something he reminds people to do.

1202
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
He's like, All right, buddies.

1203
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Yeah, yeah, keep it tight.

1204
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Keep it tight.

1205
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Hey, wash your hands.

1206
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
So you go back into the bathroom.

1207
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
I presume you go into the male bathroom,

1208
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
but I'm not certain if that's what you're going with.

1209
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Are they gendered, do you think, in the tavern?

1210
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Nah, probably not.

1211
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Again, there's so much for us to talk about about these bathrooms.

1212
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Let's say unisex.

1213
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Sure.

1214
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Okay, so I go into the bathroom.

1215
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000
And you see the hand washing trough, several stalls,

1216
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
all of which have their doors slightly open.

1217
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000
It doesn't look like there's anybody currently in there right now.

1218
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
I guess I go, and like trepidatiously,

1219
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000
it's so dirty, it's really gross.

1220
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
It's not for washing hands.

1221
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
It's really gross.

1222
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
It's really gross.

1223
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
It's really gross, yeah.

1224
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:39,000
But I'll just stick my hand in there, see what I find.

1225
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
You reach in and you find a water skin

1226
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
that looks like it's been cut open

1227
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000
and kind of very hastily folded back over

1228
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000
with a feel of a book on the inside.

1229
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000
So I pull it out and put it,

1230
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
well, I mean, I do this a lot

1231
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000
to try and get some of the water off of it

1232
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
and pull it out of the water skin

1233
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
and shove it in my bag.

1234
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000
I don't investigate it any more than that.

1235
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
It's definitely the book that you saw in Sully's bag.

1236
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
And you slide it in.

1237
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,000
And then, we'll cut back to Sully here.

1238
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,000
You're being walked down by three or two of them

1239
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
carrying you kind of underneath the arm.

1240
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Am I heavy?

1241
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Is your arm getting tired?

1242
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
They're not responding to you.

1243
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
And one of them leans down to you

1244
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
and says, Miss Man Meow Meow

1245
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,000
is not going to be very happy about this.

1246
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Oh, Miss Man Meow Meow has nothing to worry about.

1247
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Mm-hmm.

1248
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000
It's supposed to be a quiet chat.

1249
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Well, it was.

1250
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Until someone portaled in there and stole Murph.

1251
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Mm-hmm.

1252
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Was that you?

1253
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Did I portal in there and steal Murph?

1254
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000
No, I mean, did Miss Man Meow Meow do that?

1255
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Why would Miss Man Meow Meow

1256
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
portal in and steal a prisoner of her own?

1257
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
I don't know.

1258
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
But that was, you have to say,

1259
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,000
extenuating circumstances, for sure.

1260
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Yeah, you can explain to her

1261
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,000
why you didn't go back with the book

1262
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000
to explain that to her once we get back.

1263
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000
It's called laying low, God.

1264
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000
We now find Moot.

1265
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Not Sullivan's Light. Get out of here.

1266
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
No, I know, but I just went

1267
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
at the same time as you were talking.

1268
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Do you want to say that again?

1269
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
I mean, you do it all the time.

1270
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Shame.

1271
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Yeah, good.

1272
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Should probably get Amy one of those Hannibal Lecter masks.

1273
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
It's your turn to talk now, Amy.

1274
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
He says,

1275
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Hit me with your best shot.

1276
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Fire away.

1277
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Ice, ice, baby.

1278
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Oh, wow, we're just jumping all over the place here.

1279
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Well, because it's not really fire

1280
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
that you've got going on.

1281
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
It's ice. So, you know,

1282
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
you're as cold as ice.

1283
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
This is going to be a fun one.

1284
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
You're right. Oh, boy.

1285
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Oh, misses wildly.

1286
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
It's very, very

1287
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
stump has really good AC,

1288
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
really good AC that stump

1289
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
and uncanny dodge, which is

1290
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
unexpected. Can we recruit

1291
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
this stump to help us save the world?

1292
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Because we might need them.